Emily Sue passes gas like an almost two year old. She sometimes squats, occasionally grunts loudly, and will definitely do it front of absolutely anybody. Anytime. Anywhere. Her older siblings found this completely hysterical, of course. For some reason they all started telling her 'you farted' after every incident. You guessed it, now my almost two year old thinks that the thing she needs to say after such as occurence, is, of course, 'farted'. She will say it after anyone else in the room does it. Loudly. I tried to reason with the children, by asking, what do you think is going to happen when she does it in church? She is going to tell everyone exactly what happened, even if they didn't hear it!! (But of course it will probably be during prayer.) This picture, posted bright in their heads, did not bring the desired reaction. Instead, it brought huge gales of laughter from my loving children. I can't wait until we're in Wal-Mart, and the old lady next to us passes gas.